Fortifayed with Vitamins and Iron

He may have once owned the most famous shop in Britain, but former Harrods boss Mohamed Al-Fayed’s greatest ambition is to launch his own breakfast cereal.

A source unconnected to the ex House of Frasier proprietor told this site that they believe the Fulham FC Chairman to eat “between six and seven buckets of cereal, at least, for every meal of the day. I bet he’s completely bonkers about breakfast, mad about malt and absolutely wild about wheat! ”

The grass continued, “in my mind, everything that the tunnel based conspiracy theorist has achieved in his life thus far is meaningless to him. I reckon that the Egyptian captain of industry will rest only once he has his own crunchy snack in every cupboard in Britain.”

And the name of this crack of dawn delight? “Easy”, snapped our informant. “I’ll bet my mortgage that the Ritz owner will dub his early morning grub ‘Al’s Chunky Coco Balls’.

 

Gary Ramps, Business Correspondent

 

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